- A song you play solely to annoy your spouse
- A song you would want played at your disbarment hearing
- A song that makes you churlish
- A song that fills you with a nameless dread
- Your favorite sea-shanty or prison work song
- A song that comes to mind when you hear the word “concupiscent”
- Your favorite obscure song that you trot out to prove you were into a popular band way before anyone else
- A song you used to have as your answering machine greeting back in the Eighties
- A song that was forever ruined for you when you discovered your mother also liked it
- Your favorite song about architecture
- A song you would have wanted to hear in the last scene of The Sopranos other than “Don’t Stop Believing”
- A song you can no longer listen to after seeing its title tattooed on some douchebag’s arm in a sports bar
- Your favorite song by a band with three or more consecutive vowels in its name
- Your favorite song combining Phrygian modality with lyrics about fucking
- A bad song you were introduced to by someone who said, “it reminds me of youâ€
- A song you would like to take back in a time machine and play to Vlad the Impaler
- Your favorite song by a woman whom you suspect has some really hot piercings
- A song played by your cousin in his shitty bar band, the one that still plays “Sex on Fire” in every goddamn set
- A song you would use to corrupt a child
- Your favorite song by an artist who used to be cool before she had kids
- Your favorite song by an artist who used to be cool before he cut his hair
- A song you would sing to stave off madness while sealed in a sensory deprivation tank
- A song you would like to beat the shit out of someone to
- Your favorite song by an artist you dislike not for their music, but for their profound moral failings
- A song you would like to have the shit beaten out of you to
- A song you would play to clear a house infested with spiders
- A song that somehow sounds orange to you
- Your favorite song from a band you once pretended to like in an attempt to get laid
- A song you hated in your youth but which you have now come to like, and which now serves as a painful reminder of how adulthood has robbed you of everything that once made you vital and interesting
- A song you would like to freeze to death to